Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Warning - New Disease To Hit Ontario Fall Of 2011

It's true folks. Word has come down that a new disease is about to invade Ontario and apparently it's a lot tougher than the H1N1 virus that invaded our area a couple of years ago.

Information About Gonorrhea Lectim (Liberalis strain)

The Ontario Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible affliction.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in 2008...but it is only now that most people, after having been infected for the past few years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.

You take the first dose in 2010 (HST variant) and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Most ridings are already on top of this, like many in the north, and apparently now in the east, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.


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